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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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