Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
