Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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