She's JV to your varsity
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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