Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
operation harelip BJ is a go
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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