I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
