Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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