Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
