im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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