talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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