Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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