Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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