I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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