what if I'm pregnant?
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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