People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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