Your dad touched me again.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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