Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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