i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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