Moan for me like Helen Keller
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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