They should really pass out barf bags in church
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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