love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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