I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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