this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I had to cum in my sink.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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