so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
