Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he thought i was a dude.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
