If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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