some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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