Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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