The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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