even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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