But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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