What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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