addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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