hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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