I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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