Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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