But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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