And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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