whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
