I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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