So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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