And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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