I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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