he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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