Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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