Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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