Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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