Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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