She said her name was "party"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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