The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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