Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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