Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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